Pancakes are a dead end. If I looked back on my life and saw the number of days that were a total wash because I had pancakes for breakfast, it would shock you. Sure, they taste about a thousand times better than the boring ‘Iron Man Health Scramble’ you should be eating, but it is so not worth it, ever. Eating pancakes for breakfast leads to an immediate post-breakfast nap, followed by waking up in the middle of the afternoon feeling disgusted with myself, but still unable to motivate to do anything. Pancakes lead to lost weekends, like Trainspotting.
— Is Everyone Hanging Out Without Me? by Mindy Kaling (excerpt here, via)
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