January 2011
9 posts
halliecantor:
I used to have the same dream every year on the night before the first day of school.
The dream: I get to school and all my classmates are also arriving. We have to hang up our coats on hooks in wooden cubbies before going into the classroom. Everyone pairs off to hang up each other’s coats. There are an odd number of students and I am left with no one to hang up my coat.
It’s so...
An Educated Person's Bumper Stickers
If you can read this, thank a teacher. If you can read this in English, thank our Anglo-Saxon forefathers.
My strongly worded, invective-laced bumper sticker is on my other vehicle.
Monetary compensation, mood-altering substances, or intimate company in exchange for transportation would be appreciated.
Climate change happens, as does scientific illiteracy and ignorance.
World’s best...
How Millenials Look For Jobs →
Gather round, Generation Y, it’s time to innovate the shit out of the job market.
Anonymous asked: casey,
why is your grammar so bad?
why is your grammar so bad?
The Secret Best Way to Tie Your Scarf →
A video to teach the unenlightened the best way to tie a scarf. Happy weekend!
ohmygodwaytoolong:
benjoseph:
I finally found an essay that sums up all my views on women in comedy. (And all related debates.)
Smart and hilarious. I find that the only people who think women are unfunny are unfunny people.
The Funny Women column at The Rumpus is like a hilarious tea time for my soul.
I am the laziest productive person
The weird thing about getting something accepted for publication is that it makes you feel simultaneously that you should immediately finish every writing thing you have ever started, and that you are too much of a success to have to write anything ever again.
